The [Very Last Edition of] The Weekly Zoo – 01-27-2022

Why is the show ending?

Simply. Views, or in the old media sense “ratings”. While views or ratings may not matter for someone who just likes to create content for the sake of it; a major part was it had to do somewhat with the business aspects of which The Zoo was part of. With no referrals to other businesses I run, and the time and resources to produce this on a weekly basis has become challenging. This YouTube began as ClickfoCo’s YouTube for technical support; then after that failed, it became The Clickford Zone, and later a self-branded account, to my handle.

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The Zoo – Episode 401: January 12, 2022

Jordi meets Ben Shapiro in a public sit down restaurant (don’t be confused with it being a Project Veritas thing), The Spokesman gives you the market update (took forever) and General Michael was pressing on why Steven has refused to play the feminist that loves men…there’s a story to it. Too close to home! Originally aired on Twitch on January 12, 2022 due to a technical issue with YouTube

The Zoo – Episode 400: January 5th, 2022

2021 Had taken more people while Steven was away, unboxed some new optical disc drives. Steven DMs Jackie Bruno from NECN on her Instagram while he was on vacay, making Michael “GTFO!”  General Michael say “OMG Steven, you are a literal example of a torture artist! You get anchors open up to you randomly!?” Josh is pissed I don’t play favorable pundits on social issues; and Lindsey gives Steven a cheap shot just before 7:00 am her time. The Spokesman reports the markets were down, and BlackBerry is now gone.

L&R Hour: Steven Comes Out of the Dungen!

Steven introduces 2022 of his interest in BDSM that got validated during the Christmas vacation after watching an episode of The Doctors where “Can Trauma Cause Kink?”. Also: Caller asks if Nexstar “Effed” up The Hill, causing Krystal Ball and her alleged eff-boy to eff The Hill’s new owners. Also Steven smokes Krazy Ken’s alleged ableism and gives Dave’s Garage a kick in the nuts of his alleged autism. Also Steven follows up on Londonderry NH Exposed and says to all his Millenial aged ex-classmates if they have children, he hopes they get a moderately autistic child to put their lives in full circle.

The Zoo: You’re a Torture Artist!

General Michael continues to straighten out Steven and his ego with his acquainted relations to some Very Important People… (Originally aired December 15th)
Steven was a sleepy head and slipped on some words
0:50 – Steven had been in contact with the Voice of Voicemail (though he didn’t meet in person) 1:33 – You’re a 203 Brat… email the voicemail lady!
1:45 – Who Else Have you met?
1:55 – Steven had met a presales lady for a big broadcast tech company in 2018 for a company that rhymes with “Boss”
2:10 – Presales told her Facebook-friends her parents created a humble PBS kids show in ’19 2:50 – You’re hoarding on gigabytes on positivity
3:45 – Mocking Steven’s Poor Me
4:27 – Homework
5:50 – How many people went to the NAB Show ? (Correction 91k)
6:00 – How many people are interested like you 6:11 – You are 1in90,000 on that floor that most other YTers would not hold a candle to?
6:30 – Michael continues to Mock Steven’s Poor-Pitiful-Me
6:57 – Michael Goes Wild w/ Steven Met Anna Nalick (Breathe/2AM) at the Tupleo in Ltown 7:05 – What are you Hiding? You’re such a Torture Artist!
7:24 – Do The Last Decade of All the Great Things
7:40 – you didn’t have a job or relationships, but you had a lot of other experiences.
8:25 – I’ll have to hand you a pacifier!

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